Tea Towel (4 Styles)
1. "I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep turning into margaritas."
2."If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you're an amateur and we can't be friends."
3. "So how do I stop eating chips & salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or..."
4. "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend."