Premium artisan tea towels, 100% cotton, hanging loop, and measure 20x28" and come in a variety of sayings
Adulthood-"adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
After All-"after all the stupid things i've done in my life if i die because i touched my face i'm gonna be pissed"
God Thinks-"they say God only gives you what you can handle....apparently God thinks i'm a badass"
Homeschool-"homeschool update: fed the math homework to the dog myself"
If Life-"if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party'
Margaritas-"I keep trying to make a protein shake but they keep turning out as margaritas"
Mom, I'm Sorry-"mom, i'm sorry for all the dumb stuff I did when i was a kid. if it helps, you only know half of it"
OMG-"OMG my mother was right about everything"
Should We-"should we drink tonight? A. yes B. A C. B"
Squat-"if a cookie falls on the ground and you pick it up...that's a squat, right?"
Ducks- "every time I think I have my ducks in a row, I turn around and one of those F$+K#&s has waddled away"
House of Boys- "a friend asked me what it was like to live in house full of boys, so I peed on her bathroom floor, ate everything in her fridge, told her 900stories about minecraft, farted 20 times, and when she was ready to kill me, I gave her a hug and told her she was pretty."
Mr.Rogers-"mr.rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood."
Some Days- "some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail."